wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

ladyintheattic:

thetorontokid:

rizplease:

wayward-saints:

destielshipperalways:

HE LOVED HIS HOBBITS SO MUCH AND THEY LOVED HIM

He died thinking he’d failed them, they took his little ones I just-ghdfkjdhkjgd

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

148km:

snapesgrudge:

snapesgrudge:

medvezhka:

snapesgrudge:

mentethemage:

the ultimate bff necklace

 #and nine #nine were given to the race of Men #who above all else #desire pizza

 #lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks

 #one calzone to rule them all

 #one does not simply walk into the low-cal calzone zone

#they’re taking the hobbits to pizza hut

National Anthem vs. Bubblegum Bitch - Lana Del Rey & Marina and the Diamonds Mashup

thereichenpondfall:

im 500% done omg

wings-and-pistols:

holligenet:

rockinthecassbutt:

mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

“Some pretty boy angels share profound bonds with bow-legged hunters with daddy issues, because their asexuality doesn’t mean they can’t love. GET OVER IT.” [x]

WELL, IF THIS IS NOT CANON, THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

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I… I didn’t realize there were this many, holy crap

You hadn’t? Fun, huh? :D

commandment number one of the church of destiel: always reblog this photoset

carry-on-my-wayward-sons:

mishasminions:

MEANWHILE, MISHA

mark sheppard is wearing a doctor who shirt someone hold me

do-you-have-a-flag:

moriarchie:

perfect

pipe-fox:

sonneillonv:

# THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION

treknstuff:

Tom sings and dances

laffyourassoff:

ALWAYS REBLOG