May 2013
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thearchangeltrickster:
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
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“Sam Vimes sighed when he heard the scream, but he finished shaving before he did...”
– The first line of Night Watch by Terry Pratchett (via this-does-not-concern-you)
people-should-all-be-onions:
mydarlingangelgabriel:
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
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happyfunballxd:
50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
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heathyr:
Are you all ready for the massive influx of Arrested Development that’s going to happen on Sunday because I AM SO READY
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laugh-til-ya-fart:
forevercryingbecausemerlin:
glasslightss:
andrvw:
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments
cannibalism
Hailing satan
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vanillish:
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
patrick-arthur-urie:
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
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prince-rylie:
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
jiminynovak:
I love the intense games of treasure hunt that starts everytime a relative of a Supernatural victim says “no, she was cremated”
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queen-dandelion:
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
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sekretlyserket:
theboywhofangirled:
SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
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foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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“Stop thinking about art works as objects, and start thinking about them as...”
– Brian Eno (via jessiethatcher)
I could reblog/post this every day as a constant reminder.
(via notational)
And I’m sticking it up here for people who define the “good” in Make good art in ways that I definitely didn’t intend… (via neil-gaiman)
thegayloki:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go...
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“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”
– (via 42violethill)
